Light Saber Carpet Sleeveless Dress w. Pockets (ETA 3 weeks)

Light Saber Carpet Sleeveless Dress w. Pockets (ETA 3 weeks)The I Swear Im Not in Pajamas Dress For Lounging Like a Goblin Queen or Ruling the Realm of Errands This dress is the soft, swishy embodiment of I just rolled out of bed and still look amazing. Whether you're summoning comfort gods at home or hitting the streets with chaotic casual vibes, this magical garment is here to serve. Can't be returned because it's printed taylored for you, please mesure before you order! Fabric of the Gods (or at least

not irresponsible)

A collector’s piece

with burned blaster hole

Regular Fit | Sizes S–5XL – Because every DragonCon body deserves to look ridiculously good

fake ID from a 1987 movie prop

the biggest pin in our shop

-Printed Patch

Life finds a way

(has wrong laser engravement)

Note: Internal liquid core can freeze — do not store in sub-zero temperatures unless you're intentionally triggering a long-rest side quest for new dice

📦 Ships from the US — we’ll make sure it reaches you faster than a rogue bard chasing drink tickets

Perfect for jackets