Snarky Housewife Vol 2

Snarky Housewife Vol 2Size: 4x6 i dress to kill i cook the same way i don't take orders i barely take suggestions life isn't about the moments that take your breath away, that's asthma you're thinking of asthma i know i'm a handful that's why you have two hands not my circus no my monkeys but the clowns definitely know me when they said that's a lot of money for stamps i knew we could never be friends housework won't kill you but why take the change i'm not lazy i'm on

today was as much fun as a sandpaper dildo

no need to get jealous of seeing your ex with someone else we were all taught to share our toys with the less fortunate

Notes: This stamp debuted at Victoria's annual scrapbooking retreats as a 3"x4"

go to sleep sweetheart pray for brains

computer lamp desk plant plants chair cactus books calendar shelf whiteboard pinboard corkboard home sweet office

wine beer martini cocktail pina colada lager ale rum alcohol

star stars starfall falling star

This die also produces tiny leaf confetti

oh look another glorious morning makes me sick

coronacation 2020 for the first time in history we can save the world by sitting on the couch doing nothing let's not screw this up

congratulations

holy shit you did it you made it that was crazy you killed it we made it we did it we killed it you're amazing you're old you nailed it we nailed it scripty fancy